HERE, O IS REAL by Archie Bryant
These stories are a compilation of
40 put on a tape in 1981, 185 (includes the 40) in Miracles In My Life in
1991, and the remaining that have happened since. It is like putting 3
diaries together. I tried to group them in various ways; therefore they do
not match chronologically. Unless there is a specific date mentioned, 'last
week'; could have been ten years ago. To me the important thing is not when
they happened, but that they happened.
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SEARCH FOR GOD
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PIN DROP
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CHRISTMAS CARDS
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SMOKE ALARM
COFFEE MATES
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SHORT CAMPER
MAGNOLIA TREE
HORSE AT MAILBOX
YEAH, IT’S THE PAINT
JUST ENOUGH
ELECTRICAL PIPE
ENOUGH TRIM
JUST ENOUGH GAS
OCEAN TO GAS
WATER TO GAS
KELLY'S
THIS IS YOUR LIFE
TOP OF THE WORLD
READING BACKWARD
RADIO BACKWARDS
SPILLED COFFEE
PREACHER - CAN'T LOVE 2
IT’S A SMALL WORLD
GET MIRACLE EAR
HUM
HUM TWO
WELLS FARGO
THAT’S MY CHAIR
RIGHT AS RAIN
MARY ANN
POOLING AROUND
HOSE "A"
FLAG
CAROUSEL
TODAY LIKE YESTERDAY
DANCE (EUNICE)
DANCE-STOPPED MUSIC
GEORGIA
I FALL TO PIECES
GATLIN
JINGLE BELLS
NOSE JOB
SEVEN SNEEZES
NOTHING TO SNEEZE AT
GOD BLESS YOU
COUNTRY BOY
COWBOY BOOTS
1,000 MONKEYS
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COLUMBUS DAY
JEWELRY IN DRAIN
LOLLIPOP
5 PAIR OF PANTS
MOSQUITO
WATER LEAK
BEHIND TRUCK
LITTLE BROWN STATION WAGON
TRADER JOHN
SHULLER BACK?
OPEN FLY
AND THAT’S THE TOOTH
LORD, I NEED AN ELECTRICIAN
TWIN BRACELET
SUPER BOWL
TEXARKANA HIGHWAY
SQUIRREL ON LINE
LOVE ON-LINE
DOVES ON-LINE
SECOND QUARTER DROPPS
MRS. NICHOLS
SESAME ST.
WET DOLLAR
MAKE SOME MONEY
UNRETURNED PHONE
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JOAN ON LINE
MARVIN AND MARTHA
THREE-DAY JOB
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KNIFE IN THIGH
ARM OUT OF MANHOLE
HITCH-HIKER
MAY 10
HARBOR CAY
TICKET
SHUTTLE EXPLOSION
FIGHT IN STREET
BOY ON BIKE
PROLEXIN
BLOODY EARS
CITY LIGHTS OUT
IT’S THE BULB, STUPID
CHANGE LIGHT JOKE
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THE MONEY TREE
THREE’S
MARIA
THE THREE FACES OF EVE, MOTHER OF ALL LIVING
THREE AIRPLANES
THREE PICTURES
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WALK TO ARCHIE
MESSIAH
ANOTHER ANGEL
POLICE FORCE
ZAPPED
TRASH
CUTE
DENTAL APPOINTMENT
WELCOME TO BOTTLENECK
TOILET TISSUE
THE STUFF
SPORTS SHOW
BEST OF TWO WORLDS
UKULELE
POTTERY PIECES
THE DEVIL AND McDEVLIN
HAVE AN ICE DAY
ET
FREE WILLIE
TIMEXES
GATOR ADE
JETS
TIME 3:51 A-Z
TIME FOR THOUGHT
SOUTH STREET
ORANGES
COAT IN ORANGE GROVE
GOOD ORANGES
A LITTLE RAIN
EXACT FISH
FISH BAIT
REBAIT
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FISHES!
FISHIN’
GOLF BALLS
80!
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GOLF BALLS
GEORGE AND BURNING BUSH
HAVE A GREAT GAME
FUZZY AN SHORT
FLOATING BALL
WALK ON WATER
BALL ON WATER
PALM TREE
EYE LEVEL
11 TO 13
OVER SHOT
COCOA BEACH BIRDIE
COARSE RECORD
BALL DOVE FOR CUP
TWO FIRSTS, ONE HOLE
ROLL ON
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JACK HENDERSON
A ROSE IS A ROSE
#14 FAIRWAY
LEE TREVINO
O.B. SAME SPOT
WORST BEST
LEANING OAK
TREE OF LIFE
REARVIEW
MOUNTAIN CLIMBERS
ORDER FROM CHAOS
THE STORY OF THE THREE BARES
CHARLES OSGOOD
ADORE
CHANCE
HEADS UP
ASS & FOAL
CHRISTOPHER CROSS
6 CENTS
MARK THE PERFECT MAN
NO VERTIGO
SMELLS
FOR ADULTS ONLY
NUMERICAL IS A MIRACLE
NEW MATH
THE KEYS
KEYS TO THE CITY
THE MIRACLE CITY
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SKY LINE
CROSS IN THE SKY
WASH CLOTH
GIFT TICKETS
CITIZEN KANE
NIAGARA FREIGHT
16-PENNY NAIL
DOOR STAPLE
SALAD IN THE MIDDLE
GOLD IN THE MIDDLE
NO SIGN OF RAIN
OLIVE GARDEN
PEANUT BUTTER & JELLY
THE POINT
THEORY ON NOTHING
YOU 12
MUSIC IS A GIFT OF GOD
WORLD SERIES
ONE FOLD
STRINGS AND THINGS
LIFE IS BUT A DREAM
NO SWEAT
TAKE STOCK IN AMERICAL
THE MAIL BOX
SOMETHING FOR NOTHING
TOOTH FOR THE PRICE OF ONE
30 PIECES OF SILVER
SAFETY IS OF THE LORD
THE LAW
SUPERDUPER POOPER SCOOPER
IT DEPENDS ON WHAT "IT" MEANS
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PIE CRUST
SPLIT THE PROPHETS
HERE, O IS REAL
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